Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Buildings Constructed:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

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Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

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Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Void Gems Collected:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

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Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

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VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

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Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	151
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

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Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Items Found:	1225	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

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The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8472
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	8708

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

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Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	1609
Farms Harvested:	330	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Alien Abductions:	5

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

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Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

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