Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Animals Bred:	32

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	538	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

play.zafirocraft.com

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Towns Built:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

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Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Ores Mined:	9426
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

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Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	577864
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

play.frenily.com

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Potions Brewed:	120
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

traizelcraft.net

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4259	Mines Excavated:	2598
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	7766
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	8555
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4686	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2343
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	3615
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2588
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

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Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535