Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

MineFall

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

104.243.40.126:25575

CoppitCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

CoppitCraft! Available to both Bedrock and Java players. A friendly, mainly Vanilla survival server with an added protected plot world to keep your valuables safe and simple shops to sell items to other players. If plots and shops are not your thing you can just head out into the wilderness for the full Vanilla experience. 🙂 Many of us are small YouTubers who create content on the server, if you feel like joining a growing group of content creators come along and join in.

51.81.246.145:25588

PetrichorMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

play.petrichormc.net

RLCraft – Merciful Sufferings

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	212849
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Three RLCraft Servers in one! You can select a Server to your own liking!– PvE with KeepInvntory and Landclaim– PvP without KeepInventory and with Landclaim– PvP in pure Anarchy Style, no Claims, no Economy, only basic Commands. Your choice!

185.248.141.3:26465

Flocraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

flocraft.online

Null Network

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	256
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Null Network is a survival server that focuses on becoming a unique survival experience. Using a resourcepack we created, we made unique weapons and mobs that seperates us from other servers! Features: – Unique Weapons: * Katanas * Greatswords * Quarterstaffs * Daggers * Magical Instruments (Flute, Guitar, Harp, Bell) * More is under development!* – Custom naturally spawning mobs around the wilderness. – Quests with unique Dialogue GUI. – And many more!

play.null-network.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Ores Mined:	7263
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: dw.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.12.2 Modpack

dw.craftersland.net

Minecraft B-Zone

Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

The server provides you with 5 sections, namely: Survival, BuildBattle, Skyblock, Creative and SMP.The Survival server has various systems that will make your game much more pleasant and less boring, for example: 3 types of pecans, a menu with special abilities that will make your game easier, unique jobs for which you have to move and even do missions in order to earn your money, you can marry your boyfriend/girlfriend to benefit from an extra house and to be able to teleport to each other without problems, you can also have a child who will take care of your things if you have too many, 3 skills from which you can choose one to help you depending on how you want to play: defensive, offensive or utility, an economy with 3 types of coins and many others.On Skyblock, the islands are made by our colleagues who are skilled in construction and excited to play on them too, the generators are simple and efficient, this eases the work and the mining time will be shorter than with a regular generator, and to diversify your way of the game you can choose to do challenges that are divided into several levels depending on your progress. SlimeFun is also present to take you out of the routine of a regular server.Creative is waiting for you to put your imagination and ingenuity into practice in any way you want. You have access to creative gamemodes, and you can change the plots if you want more space to build. For more fun, we suggest building with a friend.Build Battle will surprise you with its arenas and is waiting for you to show your friends your builder talent, you can even invite the staff to fight in the built, and if you are brave and skilled enough, why not, even the builders and designers ours.SMP, also known as SurvivalMultiPlayer, is vanilla, it does not have any plugins that limit you or make it difficult for you to play the game.

mc.b-zone.ro

iMinecrafting Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

mc.iMinecrafting.com

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Runes Activated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

54.39.250.197:25598

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

216.105.171.148:25594

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Farms Harvested:	717
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	95
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Potions Brewed:	179

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net