Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1193	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Animals Bred:	101	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	3228	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6757
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Potions Brewed:	153	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5793	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	409261

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net