Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	4157	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

WorldCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

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LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

play.lotusmc.net

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Runes Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	7810	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

mc.pridecentral.co

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

sco.minecraft.best

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

play.shantycraft.com

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

play.skittlemc.com

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Animals Bred:	66	Emeralds Found:	5292
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

play.adventure-kingdom.org

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Love Letters Sent:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

play.wyldcraft.org

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crops Grown:	5132	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

demonslayer.gamifun.eu

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

play.auroearth.com

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

grmpixelmon.com

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

31.214.162.8:55185

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	0

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

play.tntwcraft.net

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

meepcraft.com

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	135091	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

justbucket.minecraft.best