Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Magic Items Found:	1789	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	436738
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6910	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.