Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crops Grown:	8433
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	547
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
New Chunks Explored:	882011	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!