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| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8597 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 473 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 58 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5149 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Choose your side wisely as you navigate through treacherous battlegrounds filled with political debates and intense PvP battles. Will you fight for freedom and democracy, or will you join the dark side and embrace your inner dictator? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3086 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where you can travel through time and space in search of treasure and glory. Plus, we have upcoming extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the target extraction of [Rodion] ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue!
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 190 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.
So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4091 | Mines Excavated: | 3040 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?
With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.
So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
