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| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 101 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 192 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.
So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.
Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 159 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!
But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!
Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2904 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.
So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3485 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7525 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
