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| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 83 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and experience the thrill of saving a massive 96% of storage space without losing any visual quality. Just imagine all the extra room you’ll have for building epic structures and exploring our wacky world.
Plus, rumor has it that the batch command used for video encoding on our server is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries and become the ultimate anime-watching, storage-saving champion? Join us now and find out!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to go for a jog… through a virtual world filled with exploding pigs, dancing llamas, and singing creepers. Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget you’re even exercising!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So lace up those virtual sneakers and come join us for the most ridiculous jog of your life. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Let’s get running… and laughing!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of exploring dungeons filled with rare loot, or if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where players can strike it rich and become the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft land.
So come on down and join us on this wild adventure! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 151 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 142 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.
But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8190 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
