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| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 988 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 198 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries that will make your head spin faster than a slime in a tornado. From uncovering ancient ruins to battling dragons with magical powers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house with a sentient AI maid who cooks you virtual meals while you fight off hordes of pixelated monsters? Only on our server, of course! Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can let your imagination run wild and create your own unique experiences. Build your own virtual world where you can explore sex and sexuality in a safe and supportive environment.
Forget about the pressures of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs porn when you have the power to create your own fantasies right at your fingertips?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your journey towards a more authentic and fulfilling exploration of sex and sexuality. Let’s break free from the chains of porn and embrace a new era of discovery and self-expression!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off. Our server is run by a group of wacky NPCs who will guide you through ridiculous quests like hunting down a rare chicken that lays golden eggs or rescuing a group of lost llamas who have formed a boy band.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bulma, a sassy and stylish llama who has a penchant for throwing the most extravagant parties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can impress Bulma with your dance moves, she’ll grant you three wishes – no joke!
So what are you waiting for? Join “Bulma my beloved” today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.
So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8472 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 | Crops Grown: | 6539 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Our latest song will have you bopping along as you mine and craft your way through our server. And don’t forget to tune in to Holodex Radio for all the latest tunes to keep you entertained while you build your virtual empire.
Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Why not check out our exclusive merch, available for a limited time only. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, join us for the Tokino Sora 6th Anniversary Party – it’s going to be lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even run into Watanuki-san or get a group cover of your favorite song. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic battles where you’ll have to rely on your wits and quick reflexes to survive. Imagine the adrenaline rush of facing off against a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper without being able to heal – talk about a real challenge!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hidden treasures and secret weapons scattered throughout the server to help you on your quest for glory. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical potion that grants you invincibility for a limited time!
So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the limit and have a blast while doing it, then come join us on our server. Just remember, no healing allowed – it’s all about the thrill of the fight!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon upon you. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a flash mob dance party in the town square?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Want to ride a pig into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a creeper to a dance-off? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can win virtual prizes that will make your friends jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, maybe stick to farming).
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for epic adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns with diamond swords, building a castle made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs.
But beware, LukeChads, because on our server, the cows have learned how to use TNT and the sheep are plotting a rebellion against the players.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our server. Just don’t tell LukeChads… they might not be ready for all the craziness that awaits them!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 812 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
On our server, you can unleash your inner rebel and take down virtual dictatorships with your trusty pickaxe and sword. Build towering monuments to democracy and justice, or just prank your friends with explosive traps and hidden dungeons. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this epic quest for freedom and fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot. Just watch out for those sneaky spies from North Korea – they’re always trying to sabotage our epic builds!
Join us today and help us overthrow the oppressive regimes of the world, one block at a time. Let’s show those Chinese and Russian autocrats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 120 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 956436 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
