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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 407 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!