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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6072 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Enchantments Applied: | 288 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!