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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2784 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 186 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!