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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2028 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8324 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!