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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2346 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!