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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6164 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!