Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!
Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!
So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!
