Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1065
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1369	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6768	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	182	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!