Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7992	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
New Chunks Explored:	538488	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Crops Grown:	8445	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeValley

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6634
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	143
Mines Excavated:	3974	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2141	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	123
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3281
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!