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Players: |
95/400 |
Votes: |
4921 |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Alien Abductions: |
0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
9 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
17 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
20 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
4 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
0 |
Mines Excavated: |
1801 |
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