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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5158 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 171698 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2335 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.
Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).
So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.