Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Animals Bred: 74 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyInheritance

    CraftyInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

    Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

    TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CreeperCameClose

    CreeperCameClose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

    Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Farms Harvested: 579 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ores Mined: 6166 Runes Activated: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Animals Bred: 97 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7795
    Runes Activated: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 147

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 2473
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Star Shards Collected: 212

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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