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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 955 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 478 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 405 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life sitcom, where the boundaries of what’s socially acceptable are constantly pushed. Just like my sister, who decided to move in a profoundly disabled dishwasher she met at a restaurant. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the most unexpected places?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous and entertaining as my sister’s life choices, come join us! Just remember, drama is our middle name and anything goes. See you there!