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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6226 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
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