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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4392 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.