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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 944 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5388 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.