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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3765 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 197 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.