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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3450 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.