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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9159 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.