Are you tired of boring old TV deals and exclusivity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got drama, rumors swirling like a tornado, and a whole lot of chaos going on. Tony is talking to other networks, WBD doesn’t want exclusivity anymore, and trannies are suddenly real quiet. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of this crazy world. Tony is scrambling to find new homes for Collision and Rampage, while also trying to pawn off ROH on some poor sucker. And let’s not forget the face Tony made when asked about the TV deal – he looks like he’s dying inside! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and we want YOU to be a part of it.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3090
Holy Grails Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dimension Hops: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 132 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 84 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3897 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 42

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Dimension Hops: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 214 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Animals Bred: 101
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Potions Brewed: 198
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8576 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 187 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Alien Abductions: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 42391 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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