Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 779 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP

    Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including your waifu having a waifu! Join us for a chance to navigate through the drama and chaos of a world where love triangles are taken to a whole new level. Will your waifu’s waifu steal your diamonds? Will you have to fight for their affection in epic battles? Only one way to find out – join our server and dive into the madness! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of llamas wearing top hats – will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Don’t miss out on all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Gal House Minecraft Server

    Gal House Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

    But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Visit Poland Minecraft SMP

    Visit Poland Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual trip to Poland…but without the expensive plane ticket! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual borders of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy laughing at the ridiculous antics of our wacky community?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary Polish unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to seek it out. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a fancy new castle? The unicorn’s got you covered! Just be careful…rumor has it that the unicorn has a mischievous side and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous stories await you in the land of Poland…oops, I mean our server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5999 Potions Brewed: 91
    Enchantments Applied: 144 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server

    Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun never sets and the creepers never sleep! Join us in the land of Early Mornin Slidde, where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot lasers out of their eyes. They became the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dared to challenge them in PvP.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate them – they will peck you to oblivion!

    So come join us on Early Mornin Slidde, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Their Demise Came So Quick, A Sudden Minecraft SMP

    Their Demise Came So Quick, A Sudden Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. But beware, danger lurks around every corner and your demise could come quick and sudden. Will you be able to recover and rise from the ashes like a phoenix?

    Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ⭐ FUN ❤️ 1.18-1.21 ⭐ ANARCHY❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐ FUN ❤️ 1.18-1.21 ⭐ ANARCHY❤️ Minecraft server
    ❤️ FUN PARTY IN MINECRAFT ❤️

    ❤️ Version: 1.18-1.21 ❤️❤️ IP: drop.fpmc.pw:25565❤️❤️ SITE: http://shop.fpmc.pw ❤️

    ❤️ There are 6 modes on the server and here is their description: ❤️

    ⭐ Survival ⭐Survival which has free donation, character leveling, mysterychest, two types of donation cases, REALSHOP, interesting warps, and much more.

    ⭐Anarchy ⭐Survival 1.16.1 with a real stamp, there is character leveling with the /rank command, as well as a developed economic system, thanks to which the mode will become much more interesting for you than on other servers.

    ⭐ Prison ⭐Survival in which you become a prisoner. Your goal is to get out of prison. How to do this? By leveling up your level. /lvl. As you level up, you will have to upgrade your equipment and items. This will help you get out of prison more efficiently.

    ⭐ 2B2T ⭐Mode on version 1.16.1, created for cheaters, here you can do whatever you want! Fly all over the map with a fly, kill with killaura in 10 blocks, dig with great speed, whatever!

    ⭐ KitPVP ⭐PVP mode in which your goal is to kill other players, earning coins and experience for this, thereby leveling up, you can buy all sorts of different kits for coins, it definitely won’t get boring.

    ⭐ SkyBlock ⭐Survival where your goal is to develop on a small island, there are tasks for which you get cool rewards, there is a PvP arena, a lot of things, become top 1 on the skyblock!

    On our server, every player will be able to find something to their liking.In our videos we try to show the life of the project as much as possible.

    It’s your party! ⭐

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6860 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

    Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

    The State of X (Minecraft SMP)
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

    Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

    So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Left Stick Minecraft Server

    Left Stick Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • He’s Right Minecraft Server

    He’s Right Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

    Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

    Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

    Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

    ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

    There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

    You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

    The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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