Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

    Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so crazy that even the pigs are doing the cha-cha slide!

    Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26th, where we’ll be giving away diamond swords and enchanted armor to lucky players. And don’t miss our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Behemoth, where you’ll battle a giant chicken boss with a vendetta against all players!

    But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Rumani, a mystical wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle. And coming soon, we have Cinderella, who will turn your pumpkin carriage into a flying machine of destruction!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the killer wife lurking in the shadows…she’s got a mean party cleaning service!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just because you can. Our server is ruled by a group of evil chickens who demand sacrifices of cake and cookies in exchange for protection from the dreaded Ender Dragon.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken overlords and establish a llama utopia where everyone gets free wool and carrots for life.

    So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Legend Factions

    Legend Factions

    Key Features: Pets — Bring your pets into battle for extra buffs, unique abilities, and more. Raid Outpost — Raid and gain control of the outpost, then defend it against other enemies. Darkzone — Explore the dark world to farm custom mobs, control the outpost, and gain crystals. Koths — Kill other players and capture the koths for loot, rewards, and more, the last team standing wins! Outposts — Claim and defend the outposts for buff and perks! . Boss Events — The player who deals the most damage to the Boss will be awarded the loot. Pinata — Pinatas drop loot on every hit, battle players for the rights to that loot! Custom Enchants — Upgrade your armor with simple but impactful enchants for extra support. :emerald~1: Gems — Gems are our custom currency on Legend Factions, you can earn them through events, voting and crates. Use your gems to unlock ranks and perks. And much more.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

    SwipeCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and feeling like you’ll never find love? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our server is filled with players who are all looking for their player two, so you’re bound to find your Minecraft soulmate here.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of diamond-armored creepers. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure and live happily ever after?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to Tinder-induced despair. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

    Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

    Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ArdaneMC

    ArdaneMC

    The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!

    IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 155 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bunkers filled with cake, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a team of ninja villagers.

    But that’s not all! We also have a quest to find the mythical Golden Potato, rumored to give the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Mines Excavated: 4188
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301

    Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the CasinoCoin ecosystem update discussion edition, where we talk about everything from XRP to Gay Songs (yes, you read that right).

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial for newfags that will have you mining diamonds like a pro in no time. Plus, we have a rich list that will make you feel like a Minecraft billionaire.

    But that’s not all! We have lore that will rival the most epic fantasy novels, with characters like bearableguy123 and Mr. Pool archives. And if you’re feeling a bit schizo, don’t worry – we have ramblings that will make you question reality itself.

    So come on, grab your Xaman wallet and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft and XRP. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Market Cap hidden somewhere in our server. See you there!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MoonRiseMC

    MoonRiseMC

    [ 1.20.x] Welcome to MoonRiseMC!

    We are a brand new Skyblock server that just released in 2024! We have custom armors, weapons, kits, and more!

    Come start playing today! New game modes to come soon!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Tancraft

    Tancraft

    Tancraft Is a UK roleplay minecraft server, complete with mini games, building, roleplay, and its compatible with the bedrock version of minecraft. What are you doing? Join now!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

    Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

    Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

    So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Boltsoft Network

    Boltsoft Network

    PRISON: Prison is Boltsoft Network’s origin server, and it is our flagship server. Prison has many different aspects to make it custom, and the best possible. We have the best building skills available dedicated to this project, along with the best developers to create everything custom for us.

    CREATIVE: Creative is the server that everyone loves, and everyone is friendly. This server caters to the type of people that just want to have fun and explore Minecraft with friends, allowing you to build, create, and let you show off your work. It’s also a good place for you to work on your base and test different designs to get the best efficiency possible.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Venture Earth MC

    Venture Earth MC

    New Earth SMP with a 1:1500 scale of the actual Earth inside of minecraft! Make nations and bring new people into your town or nation or battle your way to victory!

    Dynmap : http://193.122.138.111:19111/

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2004 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

    ▎Features of our server

    • Affiliate program: Become our media partner and earn real money. Details are available in our Discord or via the link: https://vice-versa.easydonate.ru/partner

    • Lack of donation goods: There are no donation goods on our server that provide advantages to donors over ordinary players. All players have equal opportunities.

    • No Griefing: Griefing is strictly prohibited. All griefers will be banned, and your buildings will be restored.

    • Cross-platform play: Play from any device – both phone and PC.

    • Tuned economy: We have developed a balanced economic system for a comfortable game.

    • Cases: Unique cases with various rewards.

    • Experience Canning: You have the ability to “can” your experience into experience bottles.

    • Voting for wipes: Server members can vote for wipes.

    • Aesthetic spawn: Beautiful and multifunctional spawn for a comfortable start to the game.

    • High-quality server setup: We pay attention to every detail to ensure the best gaming experience.

    • NPC: Buyers, sellers and exchangers for ease of trade.

    • Resource Store: Convenient store of blocks and resources for all players.

    • Responsive administration: Our team is always ready to help and answer your questions.

    • Voice Chat: Chat with other players in real time.

    • Purity of the gameplay: Without the use of cheats, admin privileges and lags.

    ▎Compatible Bedrock Versions

    Supported versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21. We recommend that Bedrock players set the interface to “classic” in the settings.

    ▎Connection

    For Bedrock:

    IP: 185.9.145.216

    Port: 25963

    ▎Join us!

    Don’t miss the opportunity to become part of an exciting gaming community! Play, develop and enjoy all the benefits of our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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