Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Original: ShouldIStayOrShouldIGo Modern Minecraft SMP Name: Should I Stay Minecraft SMP or Should I Go Minecraft SMP

    Original: ShouldIStayOrShouldIGo

Modern Minecraft SMP Name: Should I Stay Minecraft SMP or Should I Go Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, do we have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with talking trees and flying creepers. They quickly realized that this was no ordinary Minecraft world – this was a world where anything is possible.

    Join us on our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows while fending off attacks from a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DuskyLifesteal

    DuskyLifesteal

    Welcome to DuskyLifesteal SMP!

    Survival with a Twist: In this server, every fight matters! Gain hearts by defeating other players and lose them if you die.

    PvP Madness: Engage in intense player vs player combat. Team up or go solo and become the strongest!

    Crates and Playtime rewards: Get rewarded for playing on the server and buy or earn crates to give yourself a boost in surviving!

    Friendly Community: Meet new friends, form alliances, and enjoy a fun and active community!

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Mythical Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftingLegends

    CraftingLegends

    CraftingLegends Minecraft Survival Server Discord= https://discord.gg/WYXjWuwk 1.21 Version #PlatiPorez

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server!

    Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft? Are you ready to take your gaming experience to the next level? Then look no further than our server, where we have taken Minecraft to the extreme with our Sparking Zero mod pack!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every now and then, just to keep things interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT block)! Sparking Zero with mods is the only way to play Minecraft – trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret)!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • STOP WATCHING SUBVERSIVE CARTOONS Minecraft SMP

    STOP WATCHING SUBVERSIVE CARTOONS Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being brainwashed by subversive cartoons? Do you want to break free from the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals who are secretly controlling your every move? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no subliminal messages or mind control tactics!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals and their cartoon minions. We offer a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft without worrying about being brainwashed.

    Join us and embark on epic adventures, slay dragons, and build the most epic base you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the truth behind the GOTH DOMMY MOMMY conspiracy. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and break free from the chains of cartoon brainwashing!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CreationCraft

    CreationCraft

    Welcome to CreationCraft!

    We’re excited to welcome new players to our thriving community! Since our launch on November 11, 2024, CreationCraft has provided a seamless experience that beautifully blends simplicity with functionality. Our mission is simple: to deliver a premier Minecraft server featuring the latest innovations while prioritizing sustainability.

    Tune in to our 24/7 live stream on YouTube and dive into a variety of videos that highlight our vibrant community. Here, you’ll find a server you can genuinely call home.

    We can’t wait to embark on unforgettable adventures together!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ”’> Kills Tony <''' Minecraft Server

    ”’> Kills Tony
    Are you tired of Tony always stealing your diamonds and bragging about it? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally get your revenge and kill Tony over and over again! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a chance to show Tony who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that Tony respawns as a chicken every time you defeat him, so you can have the satisfaction of turning him into a tasty chicken dinner. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the Tony-slaying begin!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • /BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP

    /BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

    But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

    And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Buildings Constructed: 43

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Help an AI Beat Minecraft

    Help an AI Beat Minecraft

    Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Craze Minecraft Server

    Crafty Craze Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to embark on a hilarious adventure like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle within!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. The pigs are trying to negotiate peace, but the sheep are too busy plotting their own uprising. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…The War Within Minecraft server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the Great Potato War, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in one hour. The winner gets a golden potato trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

    Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have rebellious farm animals and potato wars? Don’t miss out on the fun – join The War Within Minecraft server today!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Lime In A Lounge Minecraft SMP

    Lime In A Lounge Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than liminalounge.com!

    Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs into flying pigs just for laughs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper drop the sickest beats while wearing sunglasses.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight. Who needs elytra when you have magical carrots, am I right?

    So come join us at liminalounge.com for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those mischievous Endermen – they might just steal your diamonds and replace them with dirt!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Demon’s Den Minecraft Server

    Demon’s Den Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with those pesky Europeans in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all Europeans because, let’s face it, they are demons! Join us in our quest to rid the virtual world of their evil ways and build a community free from their destructive tendencies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers to banish any European players who dare to enter. So come on, join us and let’s show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pinterest SMP – Do Any Of You Use Pinterest? Would You Ever Show Yours To Anyone…

    Pinterest SMP – Do Any Of You Use Pinterest? Would You Ever Show Yours To Anyone…
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a Pinterest board on steroids! We’ve got more creativity and inspiration than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

    Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where every build is a masterpiece and every player is a crafting genius. Show off your Pinterest-worthy creations to your fellow players and prepare to be amazed by the sheer talent and ingenuity on display.

    But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover its secrets?

    So come on, join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Pinterest when you’ve got a server like this?

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5718 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Fanart Carry Minecraft Server

    Fanart Carry Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime characters are carried by their fanart like they’re on a magic carpet ride! Join us for a wild adventure through pixelated landscapes filled with waifus and husbandos galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with rare fanart of their favorite anime character. Legend has it that this fanart had magical powers that granted the player unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of players who have mastered the art of building giant anime statues that come to life at night and protect the land from creepers and zombies. Join us and become a part of this epic quest to save the world with the power of anime fanart!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the anime characters carry you to victory!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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