Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ores Mined:	7749	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	936596	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	602
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2990	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crops Grown:	2815
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	179	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ores Mined:	9850	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mines Excavated:	2528	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	59
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6051
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	940	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	1420	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de