Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8346
Divine Spears Created:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Dimension Hops:	5
Potions Brewed:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Animals Bred:	199	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2548	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Zombie Dances:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	74
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4422	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8497
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666