Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	762
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Star Shards Collected:	63	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crops Grown:	8268
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	8426
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	156

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Votes:	5323	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1301	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Dragon Eggs Found:	8911	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8879
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz