Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	544012	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Alien Abductions:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	816	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	267	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2938
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Secret Passages Found:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	982	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Crops Grown:	5087	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	60
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mines Excavated:	2265	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5630

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	272
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

play.yomnetwork.ca