Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	241	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	9981	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Void Gems Collected:	37

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	New Chunks Explored:	222466
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crops Grown:	8769	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ores Mined:	1193	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	6533	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mines Excavated:	2972
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	3352	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4277
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	5131
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40