Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Farms Harvested:	268
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6759	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Royal Courts Attended:	0

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2287
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Potions Brewed:	177	Animals Bred:	93
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	123
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Votes:	769
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6864

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Chimeras Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	495094
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	4325	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	213	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com