Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4151	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Towns Built:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	578	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Votes:	3903
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	6839
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gods Slained:	1

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	8276	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ores Mined:	3366	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

72.38.171.254

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

aldeanosmc.com

Undisclosed Gaming

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

minecraft.game.nfoservers.com

DwD Gaming

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mines Excavated:	1740	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	362616	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

DwD MCNetwork is a rapid PvE RPG server feature different jobs, cities, quests and much more, with custom perks, brought to you by our Staff and Community Members. The server is revolved around Pl3xCities, developed by @BillyGalbreath. During the beginning of your journey on DwD MCNetwork you may find it a little challenging but, who doesn’t like a challenge!

When you join DwD MCNetwork server you are listed as a Guest this icon represents Guest Rank with limited features. You are first located in our Spawn world, we have dedicated Spawn to its own dimension for the purpose of NPC Quest, NPC Missions, Shops, Events and any other perks that revolves Staff. If you are wanting to have protected areas, free from griefers, you can visit our Cities world Command: /cities . Guest users are able to join any city and become a citizen, you start out with 10,000 Dollars and 50 Coins, choose wisely with the plot/land you decide to purchase. Make sure you browse each City before making a final choice, some cities may cost more and some cities may have better land.

More Information can be found @ DwD MCNetwork Wiki Page https://forums.downwithdestruction.net/wiki/MCNetwork

167.114.210.4

Tinycraft 1.7.2

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7047	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	215	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Here is the Brand new 1.7.2 Survival/Factions/KitPVP/Skyblockserver for everyone.Come join us and be part of our family :)! I will try to livestream and YouTube on the server often! Livestream: http://www.twitch.tv/vtxeliminate and YT: http://www.youtube.com/user/VTXEliminate

tinycraft.no-ip.info

RoamCraft Networks

Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	6088	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

RoamCraft is a prison server. You begin in prison, where you must work through our many ranks by selling ores and gems you mine. You may PVP in designated areas, but don’t let the guards see!

play.roamcraft.net

BlazeMc

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	142034

Factions, Towny, Prison, WarZ, Survival Games, Creative and Survival, PVP.

blazemc.game-server.cc

Let’s Mine Reallife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

You will soon find our detailed server description here Look forward to it! 😀

server.letsmine.eu