Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crops Grown:	9068
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ores Mined:	3079
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Items Found:	2156	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	8661
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	576	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	80	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Reality Warps Survived:	0

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com