Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Crops Grown:	3557	Zombie Dances:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dimension Hops:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Star Shards Collected:	182
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	1496

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Mines Excavated:	1656	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5513

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Void Gems Collected:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Mines Excavated:	4346
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com

CoolCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23

play.coolcraft.org.uk