Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	290313

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Sombrero Tekkit

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

tekkit.sombrerocraft.com

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

play.mineland.org

MIneShake Network

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	2556
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Mineshake.net

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

209.105.236.222

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

mc.betteringame.com

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

play.talesofdertinia.com

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	New Chunks Explored:	750077

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

mineover.es

ServerUnti

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	264995
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

server.minatoriunti.it

Phoenix Craft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

198.143.142.92

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

battlemine.de

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

drug-wars.net

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

trixi.zapto.org

Equestrian Realm

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

mc.equestrianrealm.com

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

opticcraft.tv

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

play.maniacrafting.com