Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	6485	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	753	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9027	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mines Excavated:	4262	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	138
Mines Excavated:	2188	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8258	Buildings Constructed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	214	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crops Grown:	7984
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9117	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	715	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	2408
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com