Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4334
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8650
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2358
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	146	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	82
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Farms Harvested:	925
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Emeralds Found:	9285	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1510	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3900	Crops Grown:	1749
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5051
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Farms Harvested:	648
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	866	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Villages Defended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Crops Grown:	4262
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8747
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	684	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com