Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6736
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	4368
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	8300
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	199	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crops Grown:	7933
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Towns Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	160964
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	7598	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	442
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Towns Built:	3

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	186	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Votes:	1755

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6967
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com