Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	7981
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	66729	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Magic Items Found:	6960
Zombie Dances:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6593
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8442	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Divine Spears Created:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	5354

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mines Excavated:	4150
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Items Found:	6497
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	2541	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ores Mined:	6132

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8449	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	230	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Votes:	1424	Dragon Eggs Found:	8534
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com