Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8892	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	1555	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Items Found:	4843
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crops Grown:	6805
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5021
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchantments Applied:	282	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	169
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Runes Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Towns Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Crops Grown:	3480
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8161
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	193
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4973	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org