Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Farms Harvested:	511

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3697
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	3017
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	716032
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Love Letters Sent:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	60

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com